In the game of college basketball there are very few observers with better vantage points than the game photographers. To get closer to the game, its players and coaches, and the incessant pounding of noise, you either have to be wearing black and white stripes or be named Dick Vitale, neither of which are that appealing.
And yet, like any sporting event so infused into clogged arteries and veins of red-hot damndest-to-be-proud Americans, actual game time pales in comparison to the ridiculous amount of resources and effort that the media expends on coverage.
How ridiculous? Well for that we start small, and at this late stage in the game there are no present media outlets smaller than the Daily Briun. Consider that UCLA has to fly across the country, travel farther than any other team in this field of 65, and play on a hostile court against an inconsistent team that's shown pickles at worst and NBA-level talent at best. Now consider that in this first round, 6th-seeded UCLA is going down to 11th-seeded Virginia Commonwealth University in many people's brackets, including President Obama, The New York Times, and 90% of the remaining US population once you adjust for optimistic UCLA students and alumni.
Suffice to say, team odds are bleak, and it shows. Student interest is way down compared to previous years. But despite all these obvious boo-boos, the fact remains that here I am in an airport with two writers, all contemplating the best way to fall asleep for the longest period of time on our upcoming 15-hour itinerary from Los Angeles to Providence, Newark, and finally Philadelphia. Meanwhile, Virginia Commonwealth sleeps in their beds at home, just a three-hour bus ride away from their first-round match-up against those silly kids from LA. All of this, of course, is just around the corner from Villanova, and they've already started drinking there. The crop of UCLA's finest student newspaper, out to cover what everyone thinks will be the chopping block beheading of UCLA's proud three-peat of Final Four Appearances.
The three of us account for roughly $500 each in round-trip airfare. A hotel costs a little more than $600 while a rental car will run up $400 more at least. Then add $17 per person per day for food and the $50 we already spent on airport parking, and you're looking at well over $2750. It cost our debt-strapped student newspaper $2750 to send three 21-year-olds to cover 4 hours of basketball. And on the off-chance that UCLA escapes Philadelphia unbeaten, the team goes to Boston and guess who goes with them? Jason, probably the smartest out of the three of us, who decided on Nyquil as the best way to induce sleep; Andrew, an avid fan of Sports Illustrated and the 3-D goggles that came with the current edition; and myself, who drank two beers before I got to the airport; that's who.
Honor and Pride, fellas! Tonight we ride for Honor and Pride! Tip the valet, get the steak and not the fish, plate your cameras in gold! Tonight we charge with the Light Brigade!
...This is all to say, of course, that I will be blogging from.Philadelphia, making good use of my valuable vantage point as photographer. Read on, and spit on your monitor when I miss a day! I SPIT ON YOU! ...You'll say!