Saturday, March 21, 2009

Ballsy Plays

The towel boys at Wachovia are a little strange.

Ok, the towel boys everywhere are a little strange. They have to be. These are the kids who run onto the court in between plays and wipe the sweat off the floor. They tend to travel in groups of 3, and shoot baskets during halftime when the teams havn't come back out yet.

Don't get me wrong, they do a very important job, and they do it well. True scholars. The NBA has taken to hiring guys who are short to do this job, but for the NCAA, these little buggers are a crown jewel of free labor.

But at the Wachovia center, one little kid just lodged his broom/swiffer against his crotch and used forward momentum to get that sucker across the floor. At one point he even extended both arms up in that universal gesture of 'look ma, no hands!'

That to me is strange. Oh, and Aboya got hit in that same region last game. Let's hope it just makes him angrier.

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